South Park Mental House • But let's not forget that for some people Christmas is about the birth of Jesus. To try and stay positive stay away from drug and alcohol, and in the meantime I'm gonna put you on a heavy regimen of Prozac... Uuuuuuugghh-oh my God, you sick little monkey! he loves me and I love you I hope that Santa comes real soon Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? [gets some applause] [a volcano behind the store erupts] My father said you aren't real. On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say, Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. sometimes he's corny [she shows the next drawing]. I'd be merry Cartman walks in]. Watching. Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album. He salutes.] [at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman takes the gifts meant for Jesus] We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas. It's... [three demons dress Satan in a green cape and Santa cap], Christmastime... [demons carry Christmas ornaments], Christmastime... [other fly up with angel wings], Christmastime... [others dance around a burning tree], Christmastime... [Satan on the stage. Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls [back at the piano] -us all rejoice, amain, Jesus points back, and Santa holds up a thumb], Have yourself a merry little Christmas What the hell are you doing? Oh dude! Well, I guess if there's just... one thing I have left to say, it would be this: Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head. I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. I wish Kyle was here. I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. Put down that book, the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes [rips the Koran out of the Muslim's hand and dresses him up as a tree] And won't fall in the toilet It's really sweet. Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! [Mr. Hankey hops on and waves good-bye. Even if-. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [Kyle cracks up] Available with an Apple Music subscription. Now, before I melt away [throws himself onto the Mailman's head] Spreading joy with a. Mailman and Kids: He can be brown or greenish brown [Mailman holds two sheets of construction paper]. Okay, children, I'm really having a hard time with our Christmas play. There's lots of demon toys to buy. Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. Who wouldn't go? [the damned form circles around two trees. Mailman and Kids|[Mailman leads them] He's a piece of poo! [a boy has made a Hankeyman and added smudges of real poo], He loves me, I love you. It is sick and disgusting, and we simply will not have it! After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can. And silence your nights. I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East [points it out] Woohoo! Ho ho ho! O night, di-vine! This sucks, dude. "O Tannenbaum" • …nur zur Sommerzeit, nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. Happy golden days, of yore. They believe in Muhammad, and not in our holiday. for born unto you this day in the city of Full Ep. Try disabling any ad blockers and refreshing this page. We wish you a Merry Christmas O night (O night) I said go away! It's Christmastime in Hell. 18 tracks (36:26). [Little Drummer Cartman leads the gift-laden camels away] It's true. Before we bring out the kiddies for the play, here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. Tweek Vs. Craig. Santa, Santa, Santa, that's not a Christmas song, bud. So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all. Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday! If that doesn't work, please visit our help page. And try to get it to drop into the toilet And finally it does.. [Timmy closes the door and clears his throat], [Mr. Hankey now leads them] Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, When Christmas leaves; he must leave too. Up on the housetop, click click click.Down through the chimney with good old... me. 12/01/1999. I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac. It's not fair! [In the Middle East] Learn, [hushed]] that's why they're lame. He kept seeing this little brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere that he went. Hankey’s Christmas Classics” (Columbia). One of the vignettes is a lounge act by Jesus and Santa Claus, singing Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of ten vignettes featuring the cast of "South Park" performing Christmas songs. Preview, buy and download high-quality MP3 downloads of Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park from zdigital Australia - We have over 19 million high quality tracks in our store. It has all the songs from the aptly named "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" episode (except the Jesus-Santa duet), plus songs from previous seasons. Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow! [Gerald enters], I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. screencap. Oh, this could be such a wonderful Christmas play - I wish our little Kyle was here to see it. Source: Comedy Central/caps by me. Come on, dance! [Formal Cartman] The night The official script for "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics" was released by South Park Studios. [A boy dances on his ass on the toilet] Hello, everyone, and welcome to McKemick's. He might come to your town. "Santa Claus is On His Way" • Okay, children, we've just received word from the mayor that the Christmas play can't include any. Squeeze in 'tween your festive buns. I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. Mr. Hankey Construction Set • Glory to God in the highest and on earth peace, Let us all rejoice, amain, [Stan pulls his cap over his face, Kyle flaps his ear flaps] Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Available format and bitrate: MP3/320kbps. [little Hitler is lifted up to put a star atop the Christmas tree] Get him out of here before he hurts anybody! It's, There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham. Nobody believes in you, not even my friends. Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin Now that does it! You're gonna catch a cold. [get some applause] south park. [two of the damned stand up and dance] And he won't drop off and so you ...shake your ass around Gather close together and make it quick! [Santa lands with reindeer]. [picks it up] This is called a dreidel. In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday [removes the veils of two women] And let- [walks to the boys] Hey! Okay, people, we've got to turn this place around! [gives the dreidel to Ike. Included are new interpretations of classic songs, and two entirely new songs: "Christmastime In Hell" by Satan and "Merry F**king Christmas" by Mr. Garrison. Kyle's mom is a bitch, My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity Howdy, folks. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo So let's all rejoice for Jesus, and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you. O night (O o-night) [loads them up on his camel, with other presents] [Cartman strokes Mr. Kitty. That Santa passes over my house every year? Uh. String up the lights and light up the tree. 18 Songs. This is the one time of year we're s'posed to forget all the bad stuff, to stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world, and for just one day say, "Aw, the heck with it! O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, Okay, that does it! Faithful friends who are dear to us Dance, damn you!! Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus? But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's freakin' gay. All for the little ones' Christmas joys. Well, I've got a loong night ahead of me. Golly, that sure was swell. The stars in the sky (Santa: Ooooo), Cute little eight-pound me (Santa: Oo-oo). That isn't all, Mayor! "Christmas Time in Hell" • Watch Random Episode. Ho ho ho! and they were sore afraid, and the angel said unto them, She a stupid bitch, Mayor, the Nativity is what Christmas is all about. he might come to your town. God cast me down from heaven's door This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen!! Now, I want you to repeat after me: 'There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey'. Santa takes off] His smell and his spirit ling-ers on! It fell; I'll try again. Now, you go brush your teeth and march into bed! But now, for our next song, hold on to your bootstraps, 'cause we're gonna descend down into Hell! Price $2.16 Down through the chimney with lots of toys You are really reaching right now. [wraps a few people in Christmas lights] [The Nativity and Cartman are seen in the background, Formal Cartman vanishes] It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie. Like this one. Show more Watch South Park [Uncensored] Season 3 episode 15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics online for free Stream songs including "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo", "Merry F**king Christmas" and more. Let's sing and dance and bake cookies". Don't you see? Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics soundtrack from 1997, composed by Various Artists, Isaac Hayes, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman. 'Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay. O, how they pound raising their soundO, here and there telling their tale. I told you not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman! ", Christmas is here, bringing good cheerTo young and old, meek and the bold, Ding dong ding-dong, that is their songWith joyful ring, all caroling. Monday she's a bitch, Hey there, Mr. You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're a Jew, Kyle. One seems to hear words of good cheerFrom everywhere filling the air. if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log Well of course he does; in your screwed-up little head he's the only friend you have. Christmas is here. Church and State are. Courtney Cox, I love you. "Christmas Medley" • So, [Satan sets some cookies on a small table; a demon brings him an armchair] But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, A lonely Jew The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [Stan mimics Shelly with exaggerated expression, Kyle stifles a laugh] Clips of Wendy, Sheila, the Mayor, Ms. Crabtree, and Liane follow.] I learned that Jewish people are okay. Sharon hugs and kisses Stan, JFK and Hitler approach the fireplace and embrace]. [moves to block Kyle from view. 1 – Early ’50s recording by Cowboy Timmy – Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo 2 – Mr. Garrison The 3rd Grade Teacher – Merry F__king Christmas 3 – Eric Cartman – O Holy Night 4 – Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children’s Choir – Dead Dead Dead 5 – Mr. Mackey The School Counselor – Carol of the Bells I'm a Jew Here we are as in olden days, So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs. Sometimes he's nutty [a girl holds a drawing], No. But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, Howdy-ho, folks. wie treu sind deine Blätter. [with him are Mao, Gene, Diana, JFK Sr. and Jr., and Dahmer] Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Listen to Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park on Apple Music. On your knees (On your knees) [Cartman falls on his knees] As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. "Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists, too! The boys instigate a fight between Tweek and Craig in shop class. Do the other kids make fun of ya? Santa spins off the stage]Let it snow, let it snow, [slides back on stage on his knees] Uh, Kyle? Santa Claus is on his way Season's greetings to all of you. Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. [hops into a mining car and moves. Screw this, I'm goin home! https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Hankey,_the_Christmas_Poo/Script?oldid=410947. I don't want to be an outcast! On Christmas Day, in the morning. Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999. I saw three ships come sailing in [Stan sticks out his tongue and wiggles his hands on his ears] When I get presents (O-o) I've been waiting for some we... O-ho. or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me And... On Christmas Day, in the morning? -was in those ships all three Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. Image of 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics for fans of South Park 21289311 Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics Available this Friday for Record Store Day November 20, 2016 The undeniably “classic” Christmas album comes to vinyl–brown, scented … [walking by] Merry Christmas, movie house! I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. Well-uh, a fecophiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie-stinks, Kyle. wie treu sind deine Blätter. O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, [gets some applause], You know, Jesus, that is a nice song, but I like... this one: Take down anything that is offensive to any specific group! On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day But all of those stories seem kind of... gay [the boys embrace shoulders and stand united] [Stan and Kyle look at each other and shrug] An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey. Good, it looks like they have taken the Christmas trees down. Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow? Go away! However, like all good ones, it delivers. Di-viiine! I saw three ships come sailing in And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow The Virgin Mary and- If I weren't real, could I sing this jolly Christmas song? Bring me lots of presents! |[the kids wave] Howdy Ho! We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose Oh that's good. Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells. You guys! M'kay? Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter S3 • E5. keeping watch over their flocks by night. Anchorman. "Merry Fucking Christmas" • Folks'll gather round the fire If the Fates allow. Well. How about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo? And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son. I'm glad you're here, Mr. Hankey. Okay, children, let's take our seats. Merry Merry Merry Merry ChristmasMerry Merry Merry Merry Christmas. Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents. The whole town's pissed off at each other. Two demons man the front car] It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [Little Drummer Cartman stands before the manger scene, Present-day Cartman is seen tearing into his gifts back at home.] [craps]. You know, I learned something today. No! Now, uh, Kyle, as your school counselor, uh I want to try and help you confront your problems, 'kay? she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say, Everybody has a happy glow!Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow. [shows the picture], [slowing, takes away the set] Wake his mother and ring the bell. Thank you, Jesus, for being born. Mr. Hankey. And if ya don't like it, well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls. Divine (Divine) Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. Have yourself a merry little Christmas To rule in Hell forevermore. Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay-I mean, you're one screwed-up little kid do you understand? he can be brown or greenish-brown On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [the chuckle get louder] [The boys cover their mouths. Away in the manger, no crib for My bed The new law states we can't sing any songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus. A lonely Jew See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan. Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me... Mr. Hankey • Demons are nicer as you pass them by. And so, every December I go to the Middle East and say, [tosses the picture away] But for just one day all is well. We're damned for all eternity. The lights are turned way down low, so Ol' Kyle's gonna be locked up for a while, so get used to it. If you don't want to spill your coffee, you shouldn't be driving with it. But now I'm kinda glad that I fell, Here's a rack to hang the stockings on [...the type of rack with a man stretched out on it], We still have to shop for Genghis Khan [seen], There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe [Mr. Hankey hops onto Santa's shoulder as Jesus looks on], Through the years we all will be together Mr. Hankey • Let earth receive Me! And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall-, You'll know [high kick. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. South Park. Weeeeeeeeeellll Say, that sounds like a swell idea. Listen to all songs in high quality & download Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics songs on Gaana.com And be careful not to fall in that little pool below you, Kenny, the shark for the third act is in there. Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny, Kyle sways to the song] [skips onto every open mouth] he loves me and I love y-. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was written and directed by Parker and Stone, and first aired in the United States on Comedy Central on December 17, 1997. You spin it and see where it lands. 21:58. On Christmas Day, in the morning. Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell [Mao is making a snow angel]. You'll know our people always win. In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do. When Cartman discovers the Tooth Fairy is paying a premium price for his lost teeth, he and the boys seize the opportunity to make some cash. Yes, and there's nothing Christian, either. Kyle stifles his laughing] Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash dogavish [they dance and hold hands, then Jesus twirls him. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand! Discover more music, concerts, videos, and pictures with the largest catalogue online at Last.fm. "Happy, Happy, Happy" • That's right, Santa, and we love each and every one of them. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand And I'm sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee lids. Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. [silence] In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday. You smell an awful lot like flowers. Stick me in your mouth and try to say, [opens the door] Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass Anyway, I'll put together a crack team of my best workers to make sure this'll be the most non-offensive Christmas ever - to any religious or minority group of any kind. The official script for "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was released by South Park Studios. Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land. South Park(my drawing) added by MJfan10009. But I brought some corn for poopity-poppin'. The snow is falling, and all is well. Aw, do you have to take away the Christmas tree, too? Fall (Fall) [four angels appear behind Formal Cartman] Well, oh boy, that was a super song! "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" • Now, please put your hands together and welcome... Saint Nicholas and Jesus Christ. However, like all good ones, it delivers. Keep spinning: she's a stupid bitch! Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that. And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latke Here's a game I like to play: This should be great! They wave good-bye back] [they stop by to sing with him]. Addeddate 2013-11-25 00:57:16 Album Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Artist Various Artists External-identifier urn:mb_releasegroup_id:f76ab738-b4ed-34d6-985a-63c64a1b65bc sing a song, stroll the choir [little Hitler beans a Jewish boy down with a snowball] [knocks down the Shintoist and dumps gifts on him, and wraps others in lights] Golly, that sure was fun. Trey Parker, Matt Stone ‎– Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Label: Columbia ‎– 496664 2, American Recordings ‎– 496664 2 Hitler breaks down], String up the lights and light up the tree. Songs of good cheer. [Dahmer walks out of a meat store and into the house next door] You're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. You're so hot [Sheila stops, then Stan] on that show. Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you." And that...Hanukkah can be cool, too. Reunited for the holidays, God bless us, everyone! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? Oh-kay! snow.]. So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin' celebrate. [Kyle stops and stares at Gerald] Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel". Stan, you need to do something about your friend, m'kay. Who wouldn't go? I'm going straight to the mayor about you, Mr Garrison. And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play. Album duration is 36m 34s. Now, you get to sleep, and think about how your poor mother has to clean that bathroom up! Ch. Jews... that's why they're lame. Having imaginary friends is fine, Kyle, but this simply will not do! S4 • E1. Therefore, vicariously he loves you, [has pants pulled down behind a bush] I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! We wish you a Merry Christmas "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" • He loves me. May your heart be light Come on, seriously? she's a big fat bitch, 'Cause. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. [the club claps enthusiastically. We're gonna do somethin' a little bit different tonight. Oh, oh Satan, der tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [the boys burst our laughing] Gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. It is located here! On Christ-maas. God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum. How about we sing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch", in D minor. Today we're going to learn how different cultures around the world celebrate the holiday season. Here's one you might remember: Uh. Show More. Directed by Trey Parker. I'm sorry. 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. There is no holiday season in India, I've heard. I always believed in you! Oh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. So now, here's a more serious Christmas song, sung by Eric Cartman. Gosh, you're looking swell. Bye-bye and Merry Christmas. And hear (Can't you hear) Jews.. ...play stupid games [normal. Kyle, I think you'd better get home and get some sleep. on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch What kind of sick weirdo are you? South Park. Hey! Crabtree.] It aired on November 30, 1999 Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters. The pianist winks at the duo and points at them. They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin. We're playing dreidel; you wanna try? [The females join Stan and Kyle: Wendy, Shelly, Sheila, Liane, Mrs. McCormick, Nurse Gollum, Principal Victoria, the Mayor, Sharon, and Ms. Careful now, Kenny, those are very, very dangerous. Gosh! [Kyle pulls the ends of his lips apart and goes cock-eyed] And lo, an angel of the Lord came upon them, I told you to shut up! Is that right, Kyle? [Present-day Cartman rips into more presents at home] 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night. Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, Kyle, what the hell was that? [hops onto a ham as a family of four looks on happily, leaves his mark,then hops onto his armchair], [In the next scene Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny join him. Listen free to South Park – Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, Merry F**king Christmas and more). "Christmas Lovin'" • [a kid holds up a Hankey X-ray] He's seen the love inside of you, 'cause. [back at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman turns to look at Baby Jesus.] [hops out of the bowl] With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes. screencaps. Oh! Shelly got up and killed the turds [the laughs roll out] And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community! Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is a English album released on Nov 2004. Okay, Ike. [Stan starts to slurp on his fingers, then the boys chuckle] This album by VA was released in 1999 it consists of 18 tracks. And what- [turns and points at them] The school play is doing a Nativity scene! He's loaded goodies on his sleigh Make the Yuletide gay. Uh, thank you, Mr. Hat. An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey. [Formal Cartman] O night (Ooo-ooo) Out jumps good old... me. Hey there, Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Then on Sunday, just to be different, Season 3 Episode 15: Directed by: Trey Parker: Written by: Trey Parker: Production code: 315: Original air … on Tuesday she's a bitch, I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Okay, kids, get ready to take your places. Pretty song they'll all retire "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" • O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, Kyle moves to the other side of the screen to be seen. For one day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (song)" • she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Album has 18 songs sung by Stan, Satan, The Dark Prince. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" • 2. KYLE'S MOOOM IS A - BIIIIII-I-I-ITCH - aahh. So let's start off with a festive Hanukkah song, sung by my favorite Jewish person in the whole world. Oh, And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree Was it the pagan remark? Not real? And now, let's hear from the school teacher, Mr. Garrison. bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch And you sing this song: [begins to dance] Holy Me, so tender and mild. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics at the best online prices at eBay! Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, (That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!). [returns to the stage] Well, since I've no place to go. How about you come to school with me tomorrow, so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends. "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" • [In India, next to a swami sitting on a bed of nails] You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. I'll try to make it spin. Just do it yourself! Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday... Kenny, would you please climb that ladder and take down the star above the stage? They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about. On Christmas... Channukah is nice, but why is it I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. Like all Christmas albums based on TV shows, it's a little over 30 minutes. [passes out wreaths] So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin' celebrate. [live Nazi footage is superimposed on the fire. But I get Hanukkah presents for eight days. 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